Guess what, I am a big Tom Brady fan. However, I’m even more of a fan of Julian Edelman than any other player. It’s because he just doesn’t give a fuck about anything! He’s an amazing football player and apparently he’s pretty good at banging models and making babies!
The New England Patriots wide receiver recently flew out to see his newborn daughter. The mother of the baby is sexy Swedish model, Ella Rose. The baby is named Lily and she was born in Los Angeles, CA. Things aren’t all happy go lucky over this couple though. In fact, Ella Rose filed a paternity suit naming Julian Edelman as the father not too long ago.
While Julian and Ella are not together, they do both have plans and will be working together to raise their baby right. These two have been friends with benefits for quite some time, aka FWBs. But that phase of things is now completely over.
Now, it makes sense to me why Julian Edelman wouldn’t want to settle down with this Swedish model. Even if she is a sexy bombshell, there’s plenty of booty out there that Julian has yet to slay!
It’s a testament to how important it really is to keep that booty call checklist close by and never forget things on it, such as rubbers!
In honor of the talented New England athlete, I’m going to give you some reasons why I think that these two should stay split up versus getting married…
For starters, most people don’t need to get married today just because they have a kid together. That’s the old school way of living life and it’s not completely necessary if you ask me. Another reason why he shouldn’t settle down is because he loves to party. Guys that are famous, have tons of cash and love to party are in trouble. It’s a recipe for disaster because when they start to settle down, they will soon realize how much they miss the partying. Just look at Kayne West for example. He hooked up with Kim Kardashian and he’s now miserable. Those Kardashian sisters love to fuck rappers I think. I’m merely taking a wild guess. Literally in and out of hospitals because she fucked him up so bad. Someone had to call 911 over his antics.
There are plenty of ways that Edelman can meet girls. He can always spend time sexting with girls and if he wants to get laid, they will come at his beckoning call. Last but not least, marriage isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, nor is having a steady girlfriend. The headaches and pressure that exists just isn’t that great. There are too many things that go wrong in serious relationships like lawsuits, money issues, divorce, headaches and more. He has the financial means to be able to completely avoid all that noise.
Look, while I’d love the opportunity to marry Ella Rose, it simply doesn’t make sense for Julian to settle down with her. He’s better off just having sex wth random girls he meets at the club!
Well, to those wondering what Julian plans on doing about having the baby, he’s already back in New England working. That’s right, a Super Bowl ring comes before anyone or anything!