My parents always taught me that preparation was the most important thing in the world. I believed them. Therefore, I’ve put together a specific set of tasks on how you should prepare for your sex date. If you are not prepared then you’re not going to get laid as much as you could. Simple as that really!
Tips On How To Prepare For Your Sex Date
It’s Friday and I want to get to work on roping in some girls to fuck this weekend so I’ll keep this short and sweet. Here are some tips…
The S, S and S
If you want to prepare for a sex date you’ve got to start with your personal hygiene. I always start here when I’m preparing for a date. It’s the perfect starting point because once your body is fresh then you start to get into the zone. That means you need to shower, shampoo and shave (everything nicely)! Yes, I’m talking about both your face and your groin area. If you want to get laid you’ve got to put some effort into looking your best downstairs as well as upstairs. I mean, no girl you meet on a hookup site is going to want to fuck you if you look like you have the crotch of a caveman. Clean it up guy!
Unload Your Weapon
What I mean by that is be sure to rub one out before your date. You don’t want to be fucking a girl and cum in a matter of seconds because you haven’t fucked in a while. Take some time to rub one out so your head is clear for your date. Pretty easy right? I know!
Hit The ATM
Remember, nothing in life is free. You’re either paying for it via your time or money. Sometimes even both. What you do need to know is that it’s extremely important to have cash on you at all times when you’re on a fling. This holds especially true if you’re meeting someone for the first time and don’t want to share any personal financial information with them.
I’ve mentioned this a thousand times but it’s really important. You need to buy rubbers to protect yourself and your partner. Without them, you’ll have much less of a chance of fucking them. Some people just don’t bang without using condoms.
Those are the most important things that I can think of when preparing for a sex date. If you can’t get past these things then you’re in big fucking trouble buddy! If you can, then get out there and start dating some random girls and go get laid!